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The Big Cartoon Face-Off (90s-00s) Part 2
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Welcome to this episode of the Blurred Spectrum Podcast. We are back for the second round of the 90s into the 2000s best cartoon of all that time tournament. Our panelists have now narrowed it down from 64 to 32. And we're about to move on to this new round. A lot of uh friendships were tested. A couple of uh sitcoms have been canceled, uh, a couple of uh thesesi has been eliminated. Yes, I know that's not how you say it. Um uh we've seen a lot of natural hair flipped and slipped back and forth. Uh it's it's uh it's getting there. We we we're getting there. We're gonna make it to the end though. All right, so I'm just gonna jump right in. Oh, wait, now I have to introduce everybody, right? So, starting with myself, your host, Suji No Shogun. I also have Kaze, the Black McCoy, Shampoo Bracelets, Sayone, Hello, Ms. Skittles, Joe Tsg, and Lady Legacys. So we're about to go through this next uh pantheon of shows now that we've narrowed it down a little bit more. So, as I said before, it's practically a voting system. I'm gonna say both shows. Our panelists are going to choose. I'll probably try my best to go around, but sometimes the spirit moves them and they decide to you know yell it out. Um, so I'll try to keep track. The majority wins and then they move on to the next round. Uh, as I said in the last episode, this is not separated by channel, by uh theme, by genre. They are all animated cartoons from between the 90s and the 2000s, anything before 2010. Um, so let's go ahead and begin. Or anything that started before 2010. Let me be specific. Right. First round of this new bracket gargoyles versus Steven Universe. Oh yeah. So you forgot you set yourself up in the first round, and now you have to reap what you sow. But go ahead. Uh we'll start with uh the black McCoy.
SPEAKER_00If you don't hear anything you're saying.
SPEAKER_13They said it's over. Right. Isn't it?
SPEAKER_06It's over. Isn't it? Isn't it? Isn't it over for gargoyles?
SPEAKER_02Sionette.
SPEAKER_13I'm gonna say gargoyles.
SPEAKER_02One in one. Me and Skittles Oh. About to be some friends over. Yeah, I'm not drinking wine tonight.
SPEAKER_11Um Gargoyles.
SPEAKER_07I resent you, but I still love you. Uh Kaz.
SPEAKER_08I love you too.
SPEAKER_03Oh man. Uh no, yeah, I love uh Steven to death. But uh no butt. Just stay loving Steven. What? Oh, Goliath?
SPEAKER_08Right.
SPEAKER_03Oh my god.
unknownNo.
SPEAKER_07It's alright. Everybody's wanted to fuck a gargoyle at some point in their life.
SPEAKER_03Oh my lord. Yeah, nope. I can't say I've had that desire. Um three in one. I mean, I mean Morgan's made me fail some things.
SPEAKER_08I ain't gonna just lie, maybe the little red one too.
SPEAKER_03I don't know.
SPEAKER_13Um, so we both agree we like the music for Steven Universe, but from a story aspect, I feel like Gargos is better, so we're gonna go with Gargos. Wow.
SPEAKER_03Oh Gargoyles wins. I mean it's kind of Shakespeare. Like it's kinda uh Joe TSG, Lady Legacy.
SPEAKER_10Do you want to?
SPEAKER_07Y'all can be some filthy fucking betrayers.
SPEAKER_10Okay. I mean, I never really liked Steven Universe to begin with.
SPEAKER_07That's to be expected from you specifically, but uh generally speaking. You can take it what you want. It's a lot next round. I'm not blaming you for your choices, I know who you are.
SPEAKER_08Next round.
SPEAKER_02Danny Phantom versus Angry Beavers. Oh, Danny Phantom.
SPEAKER_08What?
SPEAKER_02This is y'all started it and I just have to continue. Yes, you did it to yourself.
SPEAKER_07He's like, Danny, wait, I don't know if I want to choose, but wait, I chose these different choices earlier. Yeah, yep.
SPEAKER_02Set yourself up.
SPEAKER_00So y'all ho.
SPEAKER_11Well, I did not choose Angry Beavers before. Go ahead. Go ahead, Ben.
SPEAKER_02So we got two Dannies. Sayone. I know what you said when we were about to start, so I don't know if that's gonna continue on into the show.
SPEAKER_13So I can be a dick. I'm gonna just keep going with the flow and say Angry Beavers.
SPEAKER_07Lady Legacy.
SPEAKER_02Lady Legacy.
SPEAKER_10Ma say Damn that ooh, damn that. Disrespect your childhood. I do. Oh my god. Mugg say.
SPEAKER_02You know what exists in this house.
SPEAKER_10Uh yeah, I'll say I'll say anger beavers.
SPEAKER_02Two and two. Uh uh. Joe T S G.
SPEAKER_00Well, I was gonna say fuck that white nigga, but I'm not sure if he's white. He's like racially ambiguous, so I don't know. But um I mean he's like yeah, he's like brownish.
SPEAKER_07Um I'm looking at a picture of him and he's not he's like tannish.
SPEAKER_00He's not really like white, white.
SPEAKER_03If if if they if they made him Latino, he could have been the same color.
SPEAKER_00That's what I'm thinking. Yeah.
SPEAKER_03But anyway, either way, white casting Latino. That's the real question.
SPEAKER_13He was tanning in the sun.
SPEAKER_00Well, the point is fuck that nigga. So I'm going with Angry Beavers anyway.
SPEAKER_13Uh that's funny.
SPEAKER_02Uh what'd you say? Angry Beavers. Oh, okay. Three and two. Kazette.
SPEAKER_03Uh yeah, I hold that uh Angry Beavers was ultimately average. So uh Danny Fantasy.
SPEAKER_02Hmm, three and three. So down to the delegates. Shampoo bracelets.
SPEAKER_13Wow, why y'all gotta do this?
SPEAKER_02You can say my name first.
SPEAKER_08Um, that's hard.
SPEAKER_02You have somebody next to you because I'm sure could help.
SPEAKER_13No, he's biased because he ain't watched Danny Phantom.
SPEAKER_07I was always on the boss like a fucking Danny Phantom. Um, I'm gonna be honest with you, I hated that show with passion. Why did you hate Danny Phantom? I didn't like it either. I I I watched a couple episodes of it. I just think I just I want you to pause for like one quick second. Madam CJ Ghost Walker, how did you not watch Angry Phantom?
SPEAKER_08It was like a lot of low.
SPEAKER_00Low-key, she was kind of forgettable, honestly.
SPEAKER_07Yeah. Um negative is my favorite. Yeah, no.
SPEAKER_13Um, for nostalgia purposes, we're gonna go with Angry Beavers.
SPEAKER_02Angry Beavers wins. Danny Phantom isn't the Phantom.
SPEAKER_07Yeah, it's not dead, but it's still gone too, right?
SPEAKER_02Never gonna forget it.
SPEAKER_00See?
SPEAKER_08If it was people. If it was probably would have said you're right.
SPEAKER_03I would have turned this shit off. Fuck y'all in y'all pin.
SPEAKER_11If it was go, it would have saved. No, don't no, don't think it'd be saved because it was go.
SPEAKER_07No, no, no, I'm just saying facts. No, no, no, no, that's not a fact. I like T Tites Go, but I like Danny Fantasy.
SPEAKER_01Ooh.
SPEAKER_07That's the truth. T Tights Go would be Danny Fantasy.
SPEAKER_08You're right, but go wasn't easy.
SPEAKER_07It shouldn't be, it shouldn't be.
SPEAKER_02Next match.
SPEAKER_07So before I start hating y'all, let's move on.
SPEAKER_02Justice League Unlimited versus I don't like this.
SPEAKER_04It's Batman. It's Batman.
SPEAKER_02Nah, it's Wayne Head. All right, next round.
SPEAKER_08Justice League!
SPEAKER_02Like I said, yeah, I did this.
SPEAKER_11Uh look, I'll just all right, all right, Justice League.
SPEAKER_13Justice yeah, Justice League.
SPEAKER_07Yeah, I can't, I I can't fight that. Justice League. I I can't as much as I love the culture. I can't in good concept compare way here. Sometimes the culture's not enough.
SPEAKER_08Sometimes it's not enough. It's not.
SPEAKER_02Sometimes it's not a good thing.
SPEAKER_03Uh it was the culture.
SPEAKER_02You guys are you guys are gonna be pretty uh uh I don't know, I don't think upset. I think this might cause an argument.
SPEAKER_10Uh so damn well it will.
SPEAKER_02Yeah, I know, because you guys caused this. Um Tom and Jerry versus X-Men.
SPEAKER_08X-Men. That's not X Men.
SPEAKER_07X-Men.
SPEAKER_08X-Men.
SPEAKER_07That was easy. I heard S at the beginning for some reason. Bear with me.
SPEAKER_10X-Men. Tom and Jerry.
SPEAKER_13You said you heard an S in the beginning.
SPEAKER_07Oh god. I want to say Tom and Jerry just because they were more honest about the racism and didn't try to hide it behind behind an allegory that white people still wouldn't get at the end of the day.
SPEAKER_02X-Men. I don't think they were wait, X-Men didn't hide behind anything.
SPEAKER_07That's I think that the I I I am of the opinion that the that appropri oh appropriating mutants as black people and dealing with the racial tensions in the country was a that uh was a vehicle for come for allowing white people to deal with the complacency of their own racism and allowing them to actually empathize with something that was more non-human rather than the black people that were actually human dealing with the actual ramifications of the same prejudice that the news were experiencing in the comics. That's not what happened in Tom and Jerry.
SPEAKER_02Tom and Jerry, they depicted actual, like this is not what this is about. Next, uh and also that comic wouldn't have sold.
SPEAKER_03It wouldn't. The worst comics with niggas, they didn't buy us. They didn't buy us. Let's not put out that nope.
SPEAKER_02Next match, next match, next match, next match. SWAT cats versus Phineas and Ferb.
SPEAKER_08Phineas SWAT cats.
SPEAKER_02Right, so I'm gonna I'm gonna I'm gonna moderate it. Lady Legacy.
SPEAKER_10Phineas and Ferb.
SPEAKER_02Salone, SWAT cats, men Skittles, Phineas and Ferb, the Black McCoy Kaze. Swat cats. Uh uh shampoo and bracelets. Swat cats black McCoy Joe T S G. I need something, Joe T S G, because the black McCoy ain't there yet.
SPEAKER_13Three seconds. What pops in your head?
SPEAKER_00I hate them both. So uh okay. Um, I like cats in the entirety of the podcast. The niggas wasn't cute though.
SPEAKER_03I like the secretary was was was adorable.
SPEAKER_00I I don't know who that was.
SPEAKER_03I I see that just take my word for it. She's adorable. She's better, she was better looking than everyone in Phineas and Furb.
SPEAKER_13Yeah, I agree.
SPEAKER_03Everyone agrees, even Perry?
SPEAKER_07Yes, yes, he was a semi-aquatic, he was a semi-aquatic egg-laying mammal of action.
SPEAKER_00Swat cat he could he could put him out on four ass egg.
SPEAKER_13It's Swat Kat. Swat cat's one. So go on bricks.
SPEAKER_00Okay, okay. I'm just saying Perry had that wop, but let's just move on.
SPEAKER_08Who who you pick?
SPEAKER_00Oh, yes, I said swat cats, so I was just okay.
SPEAKER_08All right, awesome.
SPEAKER_00I don't really care, so you said swat cats? Yeah, I guess.
SPEAKER_05Alright.
SPEAKER_00It's not really being suede. It's like choosing diarrhea. Okay.
SPEAKER_02All right, next. Recess versus Kablam.
SPEAKER_03It's occurred to me that Recess made over Kids Next Door.
SPEAKER_00Oh Yeah, uh-huh.
SPEAKER_11Yes.
SPEAKER_03No, no, I'm saying the Kids Next Door isn't on this list. Yes, not it was on the list. Uh it was on another bracket.
SPEAKER_00She lost the first. I thought she lost the first round.
SPEAKER_13No.
SPEAKER_02Kids next door made it in the first round.
SPEAKER_13Yes.
SPEAKER_00Okay. Okay.
SPEAKER_02Oh I against who? Against Rocket Power, I believe.
SPEAKER_03Yeah, yeah. Oh, I oh, I was I must have been pissing. I think yeah, I think you lost two rounds.
SPEAKER_00I I threw Connecticut Joseph out the way. Yeah. We had this conversation. Yeah, we did that. Whole conversation.
SPEAKER_02So I'm sorry. I thought it was someone else. Wait, uh, so we said cablam, uh, what else? Recess versus cablam. We have one cablam. Uh who said recess?
SPEAKER_13I say recess.
SPEAKER_02Two recess, one cab.
SPEAKER_13Ashley Spinelli. No, I say cablam.
SPEAKER_02Two cablam, two recess. I say cablam as well. Three cablam, two recess. Oh, cablam beats recess. Didn't see that coming.
SPEAKER_08Oh shit, I didn't see that. All right.
SPEAKER_02Uh this seems very fundamental. Uh Batman Animated Series versus Kim Possible.
SPEAKER_08Wait, Batman. No, Batman Animated Series.
SPEAKER_02Like I said, it seems very fundamental. Sayone.
SPEAKER_13Batman.
SPEAKER_02You gonna give them all your holiday?
SPEAKER_13No, what the fuck?
SPEAKER_02That's what it is.
SPEAKER_07It's Batman Animated Series. Thank you very much.
SPEAKER_03Um, Kazai. Oh, I'm the knight. Oh. I'm Lady Legacy.
SPEAKER_02You said Kim Possible? I did. Okay, men's kittles.
SPEAKER_13Uh I don't know what's going on on this long pausing now.
SPEAKER_07Right.
SPEAKER_13That's why both of y'all wearing pink on my screen. Because I feel like y'all are on the same table.
SPEAKER_02We went from babes in the penny to the same in the pinny.
SPEAKER_08Don't antagonize before they blow. Right. Antagonize after the phone.
SPEAKER_07Yes. Let these natural curls pop and look. Popping curls, pussy pink, breast cancer. What's good? Wow.
SPEAKER_03Yes. The show that had more than one good villain. Let's go.
SPEAKER_11Batman.
SPEAKER_02Joe T S G.
SPEAKER_11That was rough.
SPEAKER_02Impossible. He's a Kimpossible? Okay. Uh Black McCoy.
SPEAKER_07If Kaze hadn't said what he just said, I would have gone for Kimpossible, bro.
SPEAKER_02What did he say?
SPEAKER_07I'm the knight. Oh. No, no. He said a show that had more than one good villain and not the bitch. Kaze listen, but Monkey Monkey Fist was my favorite. Ooh. Um, I had a weird obsession with monkeys as a child. Please don't rate the joke. I appreciate it.
SPEAKER_03Um I was gonna say a butt gallery ever, ever. Or you know that show.
SPEAKER_02All right. Batman wins. Next round. The magic school bus versus Dexter's laboratory. Damn.
SPEAKER_08Oh get your signs on, please.
SPEAKER_03Get your signs on. Damn, I I I love you, Miss Frizz. You taking on me uh on a hella a bunch of good rides. But you know the final ride.
SPEAKER_00You should be all you should be for this one.
SPEAKER_03Come on, man. No, no, I get rides. But but you know, all but all rides must come to an end. So sometimes you can't.
SPEAKER_08Riding can be a very frivolous activity.
SPEAKER_03Ms. Frizz educated me so I could so I could get the get all the jokes at Dexter's lab. That's true. So we we we go with Dexter's a ride to the future. One for Dexter.
SPEAKER_02Hi, Yonette. Two for Dexter. Shampoo bracelets.
SPEAKER_11Dexter?
SPEAKER_02Dexter is the magic school bus. Three for Dexter. Uh the Black McCoy.
SPEAKER_07As much as I love the booty hole, it's going to Dexter.
SPEAKER_02Dexter's wins and carries on to the next round.
SPEAKER_07I say felt that in the spirit. I can see it. She's a real one. If it wasn't for Miss Prizzle, I wouldn't have known I wouldn't know what it meant to be netted on.
SPEAKER_02We could have pretty sure I said leave a round.
SPEAKER_03All right. That might be the first edit.
SPEAKER_07Next match.
SPEAKER_02Brennan Stimpy versus Arthur.
SPEAKER_08Brennan Stimpy.
SPEAKER_02You will stop talking. Ren and Stimpy versus Arthur. Wait a minute, first of all.
SPEAKER_07Arthur.
SPEAKER_13Brennan Stimpy.
SPEAKER_07Arthur. We've gotten way more memes from Arthur in 2020 and 2015 and 2018.
SPEAKER_00But it wasn't because of Arthur.
SPEAKER_07It was what Ren and Stimp memes have you seen in the past 10 years?
SPEAKER_03Oh the gifts, the gifts have been everything. Ren and Stimpy has much better gifts, but we're Ren Do the Stimpy's back. Right. Right.
SPEAKER_13Is that the main one? Right. Stimpy came before memes. When you had gifts like up in high school, yeah, Ren and Stimpy all the way. For sure.
SPEAKER_03Definitely Ren and Stimpy.
SPEAKER_02So we have three Ren and Stimpy, and I believe we have two Arthur Miss Skittles. Three Arthur. Ren and Stimpy wins. Arthur is out.
SPEAKER_08Oh my god.
SPEAKER_07I don't want to see.
SPEAKER_00I actually hated that song too.
SPEAKER_04I don't want to see nobody's fist balled up.
SPEAKER_07I don't want to see, I don't want to see no DW. At the fifth memes. I don't want to see none of that shit.
SPEAKER_00I only use cat memes anyway, and there's no damn cats in that. That's true. There isn't. There's no cats in that show.
SPEAKER_07I feel like the only cat I might have seen might have been a frustration.
SPEAKER_00I would have known there's no cats in that show.
SPEAKER_03I mean, the the frustration shown in the Arthur meme is the perfect is a perfect show after it lost.
SPEAKER_00I don't care.
SPEAKER_03Wow. It was prophetic.
SPEAKER_07You know what? I don't know if this is an unpopular opinion, but the episode that meme came from, DW had that shit coming. She was getting on everybody's nerves the whole show, so you know. That's why we love DW.
SPEAKER_02Lady Legacy disagrees because we watched that episode together. Oh, we're gonna continue on. Next break. Oh, I'm pretty sure I know where this is going. Maybe. Who knows? Anyway, Avatar. The next, sorry, the last airbender.
SPEAKER_08The next one.
SPEAKER_02Versus Futurama.
SPEAKER_13Avatar. Avatar.
SPEAKER_02Two. Sayone.
SPEAKER_13Futurama.
SPEAKER_02Ah, two to one. Oh, yeah, she don't know.
SPEAKER_13Futurama.
SPEAKER_02Two to two.
SPEAKER_13Futurama.
SPEAKER_02Lady Legacy.
SPEAKER_13Avatar.
SPEAKER_02Three to two. Kaze.
SPEAKER_10Wait, who?
SPEAKER_02Why'd you turn your head like that? Sayone and shampoo bracelets have said Futurama.
SPEAKER_08Oh, you can say that.
SPEAKER_02Oh, three to three? Oh, well, Kaze, you're the tiebreaker.
SPEAKER_11Look, look, it's an old argument in shampoo bracelets right now.
SPEAKER_00She don't need to be here. She can go. She can go. Luckily the chorus are better anyway. She can go.
SPEAKER_02Kaze's a tiebreaker.
SPEAKER_07If it wasn't for the ending of Futurama, that's the only thing I can say. He's a whisperer too, but we can hear you.
SPEAKER_08It's not all right. You know how I feel about Avatar. Like, it ain't no secret.
SPEAKER_07If it wasn't for the ending of Futurama, I would say fuck this whole competition.
SPEAKER_03I'm just thinking about that dog standing outside that pizza shop. Yeah. That was okay.
SPEAKER_07But have you thought about the brave soldier boy song that Uncle Iroh sang during the Bossing Day episode?
SPEAKER_02You're just trying to pull Arts. There's that swag. Anybody got another one?
SPEAKER_07Fuck. Oh, I have another one. The way Aang went off after um he lost Appa when they went to the library in the desert. Or the way something.
SPEAKER_10Everybody, everybody caught that shit. Unless you got my damn bison, bitch will talk to me. That's what the fuck you said. Listen.
SPEAKER_02You trauma ain't doing nothing to sway. Y'all know the stuff. You about to say something.
SPEAKER_13It's just fucking classic. Like, I don't have to talk much shit, so I'm just here chilling. It's not talking shit, it's stating facts.
SPEAKER_00Oh, but I like Momo. Never mind.
SPEAKER_03Okay, well, I'm I'm gonna go the candidate that uh that I think is gonna go further in the competition. I'm gonna take myself out of it.
SPEAKER_00Uh and I really want a Batman versus Aang, okay.
SPEAKER_03And I'm gonna go Avatar, yeah.
SPEAKER_02Avatar on the last and our airbender. I did it again. Proceeds. Next airbender.
unknownNext airbender.
SPEAKER_02Next is just thunder. Not Thundercats versus Calvin Chicken.
SPEAKER_08Oh fuck.
SPEAKER_11I didn't vote for Calvin Chicken.
SPEAKER_13I did. I uh I'm gonna say Cow and Chicken because eat butts. One and one e-buts.
SPEAKER_07So cow and chicken. It's cow and chicken for me because you know my Arian one.
SPEAKER_08He was spread eagle, bouncing on the air and eagle. Traveling like shit over the most if you are ass eater, you probably like cow and chicken.
SPEAKER_00So I guess we can just Okay.
SPEAKER_13Who says lukewarm lava? Like the fuck, it's insane, and that's why we must add dictionary.
SPEAKER_07You remember the episode Cowan Chicken where they had like the female like biker gang and they came in.
SPEAKER_03I just I just I just I just wanna uh as well remember the the SWAT cast road gallery because it was it was better than that show deserved.
SPEAKER_05Yep.
SPEAKER_03Um have a have a silent moment as we go kind of checking.
SPEAKER_08Okay's next next Daria versus Nozoid. Oh okay Oh god's oid for one Daria Daria for one one and one miskidto in the first place, I'm just Daria.
SPEAKER_02I'm about to say she said it in her head and she was like, just wait for him to call on me. Call on me two and one, Daria. Call me bracelets.
SPEAKER_13I did not like Daria. He was decided.
SPEAKER_07I can tell you not like me. She put this decision on me, and I think I'm gonna show you.
SPEAKER_05You do.
SPEAKER_07I won't go with Daria. I won't go with Daria. Daria's still my number one favorite between the two.
SPEAKER_02I figured as much. Three and one. Joe T S G. Daria. Whoa, and Daria wins. Alright. Oh, I'm glad I didn't have to choose. I would have been told. Alright, um, this may ruffle some feathers.
SPEAKER_08Rub rats versus don't say Batman.
SPEAKER_00Don't say courage.
SPEAKER_08You better not say K.
SPEAKER_00Don't say courage. Don't say that.
SPEAKER_02Sorry. Animaniacs. Oh, okay.
SPEAKER_07Oh, I'm sorry. Animaniacs, hands down. That's it. Over. Rugrats.
SPEAKER_13Rugrats. Animaniacs.
SPEAKER_02These are the feathers. These are the feathers. Siones.
SPEAKER_13Animaniacs.
SPEAKER_07Thank you, bitch, for having some sense.
SPEAKER_10I have all the sense. I still say rug rats.
SPEAKER_13Yeah, thank you. Rugrats. No. Were you just singing that song last time, Black McCoy, when we did round one? Take you there.
SPEAKER_07I'm taking like Sushino Shogu level of mental notes. No, no, no, no. The level of trauma from this conversation is being recorded. What I want for Christmas is not appropriate to say on a podcast, so I'll leave that alone. But Joe T S G.
SPEAKER_02Rugrats versus Animaniacs.
SPEAKER_00Oh, well. What's the standing so far? Um, if I'm not wrong, it is what?
SPEAKER_02Two animaniacs, three rug rats.
SPEAKER_00Oh, Animaniacs.
SPEAKER_02Three and three. Kaze, once again, it is down to you.
SPEAKER_00I had to pass this one on. Kaze, because I do the right thing.
SPEAKER_04Kaze, come on. Come on.
SPEAKER_07You brought out the referral.
SPEAKER_00It took you a couple months to finally open that bar though.
SPEAKER_08You had a green card again, though.
SPEAKER_00You had a green code in the house.
SPEAKER_03But I said again, we ate it on New Year's. He tried it. This is the third bar.
SPEAKER_00You buy all three on New Year's?
SPEAKER_03Yeah, uh, I ate two and a half. Um, but and and I'm glad you brought that up. You helped. So seeing as there's no uh dot bar here, uh, we're gonna go uh I won't want a dot bars wins.
SPEAKER_00Maybe a wacko wacko won't be a better bar.
SPEAKER_03Animaniacs we have the reboot. I don't I don't have a rugrat state to go in. Rugrats needs to live on where it belongs. I got the I got the Animaniacs frequent to look to.
SPEAKER_02Animaniacs is out of the tournament.
SPEAKER_07I'm done, I'm leaving. I'm not a part of this anymore. Because I can't I cannot wholly endorse a podcast that would just interest it. I'm not that's it. You voted for Rick Reds in the first round.
SPEAKER_08Don't come for me, you are a part of the change.
SPEAKER_07I voted for Animaniacs, but how many times have I referenced the security and the unprecedented honestry and next round?
SPEAKER_08Next round.
SPEAKER_00Oh, okay. Oh, oh that's okay. Bye Powerpuff, bye Peaches, the Cowley Dog.
SPEAKER_02Two for courage, three for courage from Lady Legacy. Yes. She blue bracelets.
SPEAKER_13Courage.
SPEAKER_02Courage is in the power puff girls are gone.
SPEAKER_00All right, bye pumpkin.
SPEAKER_07Don't do that to the power of girls. They were called for them called the power of girls.
SPEAKER_00Y'all love it because of nostalgia. Let's be real. If it was today, we wouldn't be watching it.
SPEAKER_11I could not have voted.
SPEAKER_00You did, so I thought.
SPEAKER_11I could not have voted either.
SPEAKER_02So yeah, Curge wins.
SPEAKER_08Alright, next.
SPEAKER_02This one seems pretty obvious. Foster's home for imaginary friends. Versus. Spawn.
SPEAKER_13Spawn.
SPEAKER_02Spawn. Sayonet.
SPEAKER_13Spawn.
SPEAKER_02Three spawn. I give it to Foster. Foster's pawn. Four spawn. Spawn.
SPEAKER_11Yes.
SPEAKER_02Final round of this bracket. Wow. It's next door versus Samurai. Jack.
SPEAKER_09Hey, how do we go?
SPEAKER_02Hey, hey, hey, bring it down. Break it down. We got one for Samurai Jack from Sion.
SPEAKER_08Shut y'all asses up. What are you doing?
SPEAKER_00Blair Spectrum. Running marriages since 2020.
SPEAKER_02So I gotta meet for fighting shits. We'll come back for shampoo bracelets. Uh we got one for samurai Jack on Sayone. Uh Kaze. Samurai Jack. Two for Samurai Jack. Uh Ms. Gittles. Oh, okay. Lady Legacy.
SPEAKER_10Only says the number five. Kid Next Door. Yes, Chris Hummers, bring it home. Okay.
SPEAKER_02One for Kids Next Door, two for Samurai Jack. Or is it, yeah, two. Uh Joe TSG. Uh-uh. Joe? Okay. The Black McCoy.
SPEAKER_07Okay. I figure this is going to happen, so I'm going to speak in terms of the delivery.
SPEAKER_00No, you don't have to. Hold on, I got to look at the show.
SPEAKER_07It's happening. Um, so Samurai Jack was an amazing show. Um explored so many different themes of what it means to be one, a minority too, displaced during a time in which you feel so incredibly disassociated from the world around you. Why not?
SPEAKER_00For number four, Kid Next Door. Okay.
SPEAKER_07Period. Two and two. However, Kids Next Door was an amazing show that I think tapped into its audience a lot better because it approached the view of what it meant to be a child and to be. So Kids Next Door. Yes, the Kids Next Door.
SPEAKER_01Three and two.
SPEAKER_07Kaze.
SPEAKER_01So it's like Shampoo is still away. I know you knew where I was going, but damn.
SPEAKER_02Oh not Kaze, I mean Miss Skittles. Oh but I'll vote twice. Shamble Brad still hasn't voted yet. They're still on mute deliberating. So right now it's two, yes, two, no, yes, two for samurai Jack, three for kids next door.
SPEAKER_13Look at the memes. Miss Skittles, look at the memes of Samurai Jack. You got extra thick.
SPEAKER_00That is a memes. If we're talking memes. And Miss Skittles, you are. But there's so many extra thick memes that you can choose from. But it started with Samurai Jack. It did not start with Samurai Jack. That's not really chicken before I use him. But it didn't blow up from Cow Skittles.
SPEAKER_13It blew up in the Cowan Jack. Nah, Samurai Jack. That's the extra theme uh meme from me. So I'm gonna go. Oh look at go by the art. Go by the art. Go by the aesthetic.
SPEAKER_08Why are you bringing up art?
SPEAKER_13Because you know how we do. Come on now. You know, look at the art, the aesthetic. And I'm about that, but go by how it puts you in a place, the music, the feel. You know what I'm saying?
SPEAKER_00We don't have black people on television now.
SPEAKER_13Like it gave you an Asian protagonist that was a samurai in a cartoon. We had number two.
SPEAKER_07Actually, no what? She started with a black black character, but you understood that she was originally the black protagonist. And her story extended far much further than the other white and Asian protagonists of that show. That number five was actually more suited to be the leader than number one. She chose to step down.
SPEAKER_02They mirrored it off of Storm and Cyclops, honestly.
SPEAKER_13But doesn't Edo period Japan ring it ring more so in your soul?
SPEAKER_08No, because she ain't from Edo Period Japan.
SPEAKER_04I made the decision. Thank you.
SPEAKER_00This is gonna be an awkward family reunion.
SPEAKER_02Samurai Jack is out. Shampoo bracelets, do you want to tell your vote?
SPEAKER_11I'm so sorry.
SPEAKER_04Well, you said which one is out?
SPEAKER_02Uh samurai Jack lost.
SPEAKER_04Okay.
SPEAKER_02You want to say your vote or no?
SPEAKER_04I mean, it was still split.
SPEAKER_07It was still split, so it didn't matter anyway.
SPEAKER_08I wanted KD. He wanted samurai.
SPEAKER_07I made KD. I had a KD with a fucking batch. I don't think it's a K either.
SPEAKER_12I don't like it. Because of Cold World.
SPEAKER_07What do you mean?
SPEAKER_12The art alone of Kids Next Door had me.
SPEAKER_07You remember that Christmas episode the Kids Next Door had when they parody the X-Men as being like L's at Santa's workshop and Wolverine had candy cane, like I I I know.
SPEAKER_02I I just said that literally it's it's it's the same dynamic between five and one is Storm and Cyclops. But anyway, let's continue. Um I mean it's difficult, but go ahead. Gargoyles, this seems pretty obvious, versus Angry Beavers. We've now gone back. Now we're I'm sorry, I didn't even preface it. We've now gone into the quarterfinals. Uh so we're getting down to the wire, guys. Uh so gargoyles versus Angry Beavers is our first matchup. So we're gonna switch it up just a little bit. Now, this time, I want you not only to state which one you choose for, but you have to give a reason. Now, who's the first person for Gargoyles? Sayone, and the first person for Angry Beavers.
SPEAKER_08Seemed like around me.
SPEAKER_02Lady Legacy has Angry Beavers.
SPEAKER_00Now, I still have my Burger King um gargoyle spinning top.
SPEAKER_02So the idea is Sayone and Lady Legaces will now kind of uh soapbox and explain why you need to vote for one or the other, and the votes will go down to five versus the seven. So we'll start with Sione.
SPEAKER_13The gargoyles gave you sex, gave you action, gave you stylistic, artistic views. You know, if you who wouldn't want to be with a gargoyle, like they were strong, even the the women gargoyles were strong enough, they'll throw you across the room and take it from you know, hit it from the back. Like, I wanted that. I was cool with it, you know what I'm saying? Like, who wouldn't want that? You know what I'm saying? It was hot, it was saucy, it gave you drama, it gave you everything. And fucking angry beavers are.
SPEAKER_02No, no, no, only talk about gargles.
SPEAKER_13Okay, well, I mean, the case rests, it's just a more superior art.
SPEAKER_02Lady Legacy, Angry Beavers.
SPEAKER_10Well, as cute as a gargle is, um to a beaver, you feel me? I think it's more of the fact that it just gave it just gave me more of the humor that I was like more fascinated with and I appreciate it with, and like the all the side jokes, and still that damn Swiffer is still one of the funniest shit you could ever see in your life. And then it's just the basically the nostalgia of it all, like how I watched it with my siblings and how it just, you know, it grew up with us, and then how we we can all appeal to that sibling type of inner, you know, type of relationship. And uh yeah, it's just my ish, and uh I likes it.
SPEAKER_02All right, so no one else is to try to sway in this particular format. We're going to vote from the two discussions. Uh all in favor of Sione and Gargoles, say aye, or raise your hand rather. One, two, three. And then all for up four gargoyles wins.
SPEAKER_08Thank you. What was all this for?
SPEAKER_02The purpose of doing that was just to explain how the next rounds are gonna go.
SPEAKER_07No, no, every beef was made far enough. Like we gave it its bad choice.
SPEAKER_02You didn't hear what I said.
SPEAKER_08What I said was a rap, baby.
SPEAKER_02The only purpose of doing that was to explain how these next couple of rounds are gonna go. For example, the next one, which I'd like to see what you guys are gonna do. Justice League Unlimited versus X-Men. Right. So don't you walk away. Put your headset back off. Don't you come in that Sophia? You can't get all boisterous about gargoyles, and then all of a sudden you can't stand the heat.
SPEAKER_10This nigga had a whole spot. This nigga said, I'm just gonna head out. Y'all hear this shit. I bet money he's not coming back to make a decision. I'm pretty sure he's not. Uh he's really not.
SPEAKER_02Okay, so I guess we're gonna have to. I would like for him to stay so he can defend what he wants, but who would like to who would like to defend that decision? Who would like to defend Justice League? Who would like to defend Justice League? I'll do it. Black McCoy. Who would like to defend X-Men?
SPEAKER_07I'll do it.
SPEAKER_02Mark.
SPEAKER_13I wanna vote on this one because it's so it's so tight. So please, I want to hear the debate.
SPEAKER_07We have to get I think we should wait until somebody puts his headset back on. Welcome back, Hazard.
SPEAKER_13You gotta try to convince us on this one because this is tight.
SPEAKER_02Black the black McCoy, the black McCoy will defend Justice League, and Shammy B of Shampoo Braceless will defend X-Men.
SPEAKER_10Do you want to put this on the time limit? Yes.
SPEAKER_01Okay, because I know you want to know when you get into your Monologue, that's it. 50 seconds each.
SPEAKER_0250 seconds?
SPEAKER_13Yeah. Okay, I said 60, but yeah, it's fine.
SPEAKER_07Girl, that's at least three or four sentences of the first paragraph of the introduction.
SPEAKER_02Alright, so uh 50 seconds. We will start with the black McCoy. Begin. 50.
SPEAKER_07What am I defending again? Justice League Unlimited. Alright, tell me where to go.
SPEAKER_09You've already started about six seconds.
SPEAKER_07Well, Justice League Unlimited was one of the most brilliant shows that I've ever seen in the what the way in which they handled various sociological um issues when it came to how the Justice League integrated their integrated themselves into a power structure as well as how they integrated themselves into a social structure and how they individually manage their lives there and of as well as how they integrate as well as how they manage their lives with one another was that much more intricate of an experience as uh someone who was older in the like late 90s and early 2000s when it came to when that show aired. I think they did a much better job of X-Men than trying than being I think they did a much better job than X-Men as being a relatable show rather than being one that tries to have this overarching context that um was uh in my opinion virtually lost to um viewers who were supposed to get it.
SPEAKER_02All right. Are you ready?
SPEAKER_07Ready? All right, I thought almost um I want to say so a couple things to X-Men, right? You have the iconic starting song that everybody here knows, for one. The animation was great, the story was great, the fact that uh Xavier had, I mean Professor Xavier and Magneto were literally built after Martin Luther King and Malcolm X. The fact that that's how people were taught history. Like little black kids could be taught history or be made to look after these people in case that they weren't even here to schools because of Sam Lee. Outside of that, the stories were great. Um, you had the love interest that was really a love triangle between Scott Summers, Gene Gray, and Wolverine. That was the first love triangle a lot of people actually even came across. So that is why you should watch X-Men.
SPEAKER_13Damn. All right. Both gave some riveting evidence.
SPEAKER_07Now we will vote. Do we have time for counter-arguments or are we doing that? That's why this is the format. So we should have an episode called the Blur Spectrum Court. Yo.
SPEAKER_08I want my mallet.
SPEAKER_02What were you saying, Conse? Uh no, I'll say it later. Okay. So all in favor for the Justice League Unlimited. Hands, please. All in favor for Wait.
SPEAKER_04I feel that that's me, but I don't know.
SPEAKER_02Like I didn't feel like wow. I'm sorry to know you needed time. I'll give you a moment.
SPEAKER_08Oh shit.
SPEAKER_07Yeah, I think we get more time for the vote than the discussion. Right? Oh, listen. Like there, Mark, we could have said some more shit.
SPEAKER_08Right.
SPEAKER_07I'm just trying to have a quick way to do this shit.
SPEAKER_02Back on it. Back on it.
SPEAKER_07All those talking speed, like one point. The black McCoy. The black McCoy.
SPEAKER_02We're gonna continue. All those who vote for the Justice League Unlimited show of hands or vote vocal. We got one, all those for X-Men. One, two, three, four. X-Men wins.
SPEAKER_06You know what, Miss Kittles? I see how hard of a decision it was. So I'm not gonna, I'm not gonna judge you.
SPEAKER_13But oh my god, it says we've argued. The only reason though is because I love Jubilee, even though she was completely useless. Yeah, she can like boot them fucking sparks, my nigga. And for me, I love that bitch.
SPEAKER_07Do I know what argument was about to be though? My argument was about to just read off all of Apocalypse's quotes. I don't know if that would have just been you and me reading like Dark Side versus why I was elated. When Dark Side was like, I'm gonna go attack Earth, and someone's like, but wouldn't that violate the thing with their genesis? He was like, What do you think I'm going next? On the journey where apocalypse is like, you are the shores of the beach, and I am the seas of the ocean, and my waves will crush over you, stuff like that. Like, wait, what the fuck? What were you saying, Nana?
SPEAKER_02I was saying that's why I was glad that Lady Legacy gave them 50 seconds each. So let us continue. Uh, swap cats versus Kablam.
SPEAKER_08I'll now right.
SPEAKER_03Well, I'm surprised both of them are this far. In fact, it seems a crime to follow the last. It's downright disrespectful.
SPEAKER_02See, at this point, it's not my fault. You guys literally did this.
SPEAKER_07No, at this point, it still is, because those randomized jokes in the beginning was trash.
SPEAKER_02Not my fault. But you guys allowed this to happen. You could have knocked both of these out easily.
SPEAKER_07Nah, they couldn't have lost because we wouldn't go against. That's a sad point.
SPEAKER_02Kablam, you literally allow Kablam to be Team Titans Rock was Model Light of the reset.
SPEAKER_07No, no, no.
SPEAKER_02You're the one that let Team Titans lose. Who was you?
SPEAKER_07I chose Team Titans.
SPEAKER_02Yeah, you let her say Cablam. It was on her. You allowed that to say that one.
SPEAKER_07You two are one. You two are one. I didn't agree with that. I didn't agree with that. You two are one. I snapped every other one anyway. I don't care. I didn't let that should happen twice. Only once.
SPEAKER_02I'm just saying, you can't blame me for these two being in where they are. Because literally it would have been Teen Titans versus Swapcast and we would have gone on. But it's Swapcasts versus Kablam.
SPEAKER_04I'll allow it Titans Go.
SPEAKER_02Nobody put that on their list. Yeah, no one cares about that.
SPEAKER_04Did I not?
SPEAKER_02You did not.
SPEAKER_07But that don't fit though. I thought that was after 2010s. It probably was. That's probably.
SPEAKER_02That's probably why you didn't put it.
SPEAKER_03Teen Titans Go was Teams Go was after 2010s. I think it was like 2011.
SPEAKER_07I think it was actually because Teen Titans Go had happened when I was in like undergrad. So that was I didn't graduate until like 1413. So yeah. So Kablam.
SPEAKER_02Well, you have to vote uh the same way you did the other two. So I'm allowed Stamplou bracelets defend Kablam and I will allow Kaze to defend slot cats. So uh because we know you are not Mark and the black McCoy, I don't think we have to put a time restraint on you. So wait a fucking minute, bitch. Kaze, if you will, slot cats.
SPEAKER_07Oh man. If anyone else is deserving of a time limit, it would be this nigga.
SPEAKER_02That's only if he prepped his book, and he didn't prep his book this time. So I think we're fine.
SPEAKER_13Exactly.
SPEAKER_03All right. So I mean, I think I uh not not too many shows like the or embody the 90s. So much like as as as Swat cast, just like the style, the color palette, like just the just the the you know, just the way that like you you you were you were a cooler person, you were a cooler kid when Swatkast came on because that you know, because that shit was just like amazing. You know, the the the episode to episode format, like every you know, that you know, you you was like into the the two the two-doos like relationship. But yeah, Swart, yeah, Spark has it. It was it was it was it was cool, it was cool setup, and that was and that's and that's enough.
SPEAKER_02Kablam.
SPEAKER_13Okay, so the reason why you should vote for Kablam is because it's an iconic show. You got more than just you know, June, you got uh Prometheus and Bob, you had Action Elite Now, Life with Luby, like they gave you everything, they gave you mini-series within a series, okay? It represents and embodies 90s Nickelodeon, okay, which a lot of our shows are from. That is why you should vote it. And let's not forget about SNIS and Fondue. Okay, okay. That's all I gotta say.
SPEAKER_02All right, so on to the vote. Sorry, on to the votes. Show of hands, slotcats. One for slot cats. Well, you don't count because you were the defending one.
SPEAKER_03What you mean?
SPEAKER_02Show of hands, cablam. Three for cablam. Kablam continues. Swapcats is out.
SPEAKER_07Right.
SPEAKER_02Next two Batman, the animated series, versus Texas Laboratory.
SPEAKER_08Why the fuck are you doing this?
SPEAKER_03You guys did this. Like, I don't know why you keep doing it. You keep saying that. Nope, nope, Jacob and that randomizer chose violence. Oh my god.
SPEAKER_07Oh my gosh.
SPEAKER_08No to defend Batman.
SPEAKER_02Oh my gosh. Batman the Animated Series will be defended by Miss Skittles.
SPEAKER_08What?
SPEAKER_02And Dexter's laboratory will be defended by Joe T.
SPEAKER_04What are we even doing here?
SPEAKER_02You're defending Batman the Animated Series. You want the niggas just not like defending us the question. Yeah. Oh, you want to defend Dexter instead?
SPEAKER_04No, I don't know who to defend.
SPEAKER_02Oh, okay. I'll go again.
SPEAKER_04Oh then, because I don't you had a got me last round, I would have been in there.
SPEAKER_00At this point, I already know how this is gonna end and I don't like it, so I'm kind of over.
SPEAKER_04I don't know. I don't know. I don't know.
SPEAKER_07I'll go again, too. Oh boy.
SPEAKER_00Oh god, I don't have that type of time. Umbody's getting that time. Hold on. Uh no, I'll love you, love you, mother, but I don't have that type of time right now.
SPEAKER_02Um like I said, defend Dexter and Miss Skittles defend Batman.
SPEAKER_00All right, Joe TSG has been. I'd rather defend courage, but alright.
SPEAKER_02Well, that's still in the bracket. So I'll let you go first. Dexter's laboratory. Joe TSG.
SPEAKER_00The mom was thick.
SPEAKER_02That was like that's it. Uh Miss Skittles. Bad asshole. That was the defense. Batman the animated series.
SPEAKER_13Oh rubber's loves.
SPEAKER_00So yes, and she's already COVID ready.
SPEAKER_08So that's the case.
SPEAKER_00She cooked, she cleaned, and she got a ring.
SPEAKER_02Okay, you went, you went.
SPEAKER_00Yeah, she didn't.
SPEAKER_13I mean, I told you she did, she did bring a bucket. She did bring a bucket. So that that is true. And she made some cookies. So she wants before.
SPEAKER_00And she loves the cookies. She'd be looking at cookies.
SPEAKER_02Everyone's done mosquitoes.
SPEAKER_11I'm gonna try, I'm gonna touch on the the points that we already made previous episodes. Um it's a a dark animated series that also speaks to children. It is very well animated, like very well animated. Um we have multiple villains, of course. Uh it's a fucking Batman for one. And then just somebody has to. You're right, but you said I mean is Batman is iconic. It is uh to me the best. Like I've watched multiple Batman animated series on television, um, and it is the best out of all of them. So um and and I did also watch the movies, so it's just like what what more could you ask for out of a Batman series?
SPEAKER_00Not to be on TV. Oh my god. Time to vote!
SPEAKER_11Oh, absolutely not.
SPEAKER_02Time to vote.
SPEAKER_11That's what you won't do.
SPEAKER_02Show of hands, Dexter's laboratory.
SPEAKER_00To be honest, you could put suicide in and Batman. I'd probably choose suicide.
SPEAKER_11Suicide who?
SPEAKER_00Me. Kill myself.
SPEAKER_11Oh, I thought you meant suicide squad.
SPEAKER_00I was about to say No, I wouldn't do that.
SPEAKER_02One for Dexter. Show of hands, Batman the Animated Series.
SPEAKER_11Oh no.
SPEAKER_02All right, Batman wins.
SPEAKER_00I spoke crumbs.
SPEAKER_11Well, I'm glad I didn't have the vote down. I mean, but still gonna win.
SPEAKER_00I can see.
SPEAKER_02No, it's not.
SPEAKER_00Yeah, it is. It's gonna win this.
SPEAKER_02No, it's not. It is, I guarantee you. Uh next Red and Stimpy versus Avatar the Last Airbender.
SPEAKER_04Like, what is that? Yeah, you go ahead and defend that.
SPEAKER_02So, this is what's going to happen. We're going to have Sayone defend Avatar the Last Airbender.
SPEAKER_13Hell no.
SPEAKER_02And we're going to have, and we're going to have what Joe T S G defend Ren and Stimpy.
SPEAKER_08This contest is rigged. Yes. This contest is fucking rigged.
SPEAKER_02So Joe T S G, if you may begin with Ren and Stimpy.
SPEAKER_04She's never even seen Avatar. Yeah, she even watched the joy. That's why she's going to defend it.
SPEAKER_02That's why she's going to defend it.
SPEAKER_07That's a good one. Okay, so I want I want everybody who's listening to this episode to know that this is explicitly blameable and culpable when it comes to sushi. Because it makes no sense. That's real.
SPEAKER_02See, see what you guys, you guys are prejudging her. She's watched an episode or more of Avatar the Last Avender. Approximately six episodes.
SPEAKER_13Six episodes of an anime, whatever the hell it is that I don't like. Okay. That's dedication because she has enough.
SPEAKER_02And now she will defend it. Y'all just need to let her live her life.
SPEAKER_07First of all, Paul, that's why asking you to defend the ideation or the activity of watching movies. Like, no, bitch, like I watch movies.
SPEAKER_01I watch more movies than you think I do. Yeah, you have seen more movies than you claim to actually enjoy the watch.
SPEAKER_02Bro T S G.
SPEAKER_11Let's do it.
SPEAKER_02Red and snippet. Oh Lord.
SPEAKER_11Joe. He can't even hear us.
SPEAKER_02Oh, he said, oh, okay. Well, I can't say what he's doing. Um Joe's right now. Uh suicide. I think that's a bad thing. Uh the last airbender.
SPEAKER_13I think he's gonna go so I mean who wouldn't want to watch this bald-headed kid who have power, you know.
SPEAKER_08Like looking in the mirror.
SPEAKER_00It's like watching my death. No, thank you.
SPEAKER_13I mean, yeah, I mean, it's a it's a I mean you have different colors, you know, you have red, green, blue.
SPEAKER_00All right, well, you know elements, you know.
SPEAKER_13I mean, if you it's like, you know, uh ball-headed version of Captain Planet, you know.
SPEAKER_07She said it's a ball headed version of Captain Planet. I'm ready to defend it when you're I would I would I would I would like to petition for Mark and Isaac Are you ready to defend Ren and Snippy?
SPEAKER_00Yeah, I'm ready.
SPEAKER_02Alright, Joe T S G, Ren and Slippy.
SPEAKER_00Well, uh Ren and Snippy is is a very unique show. Um if you've ever wanted to be on an acid trip, high on weed, drunk at the same time, and probably want to slit your wrist as well, too. It's a great show to watch.
SPEAKER_08Oh my god.
SPEAKER_00If you like taking rakes and egg pants up the butt, or stabbing glass into your eye, or spicing your throat, um, ooh, or deep throating a bottle of hot sauce. It is an amazing show to watch.
SPEAKER_02It gives you hype advice. Why does it sound like the song about glass?
SPEAKER_00Because there's an episode of song about glass. Oh, yeah, yes. No, there no, there's an episode where he actually swallowed glass. I was gonna say, No, I know.
SPEAKER_02I remember no, all of your references are 100% accurate. They all happened within Renan Stippy, so thank you.
SPEAKER_00Um, yeah, but anyway, uh, yeah, so if you're a kid who's probably in some 39, what?
SPEAKER_02Yeah, I said 39 because that's how they would be when they saw it.
SPEAKER_00Pretty much. So you probably have done drugs at some point in your life. You can blame Ren and Stippy for that. Okay. Um so Yaya triple A meetings.
unknownOoh.
SPEAKER_02All right. So all the hands for Ren and Stimpy.
SPEAKER_13Uh can I vote? Can I vote, please? I can vote.
SPEAKER_02I mean, it won't count, but sure. Ren and Stimpy, anybody? Yea, the asking.
SPEAKER_13They say I mean, I'm with you, but I I'm I'm letting him have this one.
SPEAKER_02Everybody for Avatar the Last Airbender. All right.
SPEAKER_13I gave the word description. Y'all want to see a bald headed Captain Planet now?
SPEAKER_00I'm already bald, so it's just looking in the mirror.
SPEAKER_02All right.
SPEAKER_03The power wasn't yours.
SPEAKER_08Okay.
SPEAKER_02That's a good cow and chicken.
SPEAKER_00Magic. Just like look in the mirror. I don't Daria.
SPEAKER_02I will allow Joseph. Uh, you want to do it again?
SPEAKER_00Well, no, I shouldn't. Well, I don't know. This is my show, too. No, it's fine.
SPEAKER_07Uh depends on what you're gonna do.
SPEAKER_13No, you have to do opposite. Somebody like someone who doesn't like cow and chicken. Yeah, yeah.
SPEAKER_03They they both gone too far.
SPEAKER_02Miss Skittles, cow and chicken. Uh Dominique, shampoo bracelets, Daria.
SPEAKER_13But they like Daria. You'll see. So he likes Daria. I think she's never seen it.
SPEAKER_07She never watched it. Daria? Bitch, you are Daria. What the fuck are you doing over here? Even your husband knows that you're Daria.
SPEAKER_08Don't bring you this. Don't bring it in the shades.
SPEAKER_03Daria's a lot of people on this podcast. All the shade.
SPEAKER_07Daria, bitch, I'm Daria. Say a name, Miss Kittles, they're both Daria. Lady Legacy is definitely Daria. From Daria as a person is do she knows good. And that's out of some that's actually I'm not gonna say that. But I was gonna say he's uh he's a what I want killing his way.
SPEAKER_08Hey guys, how's it going, guys? Like that.
SPEAKER_02Miskito's Calvin Chicken.
SPEAKER_11He was a very
SPEAKER_08I have no idea.
SPEAKER_11So if you enjoy um if you enjoy half-body upper body experiences and and pass on occasion as a child.
SPEAKER_08I didn't switch to live with the kids.
SPEAKER_04It was a manifold that we grew up with. No, we talked about it.
SPEAKER_00We're not talking about we all had birthday cake at some point. No, that's a 2010.
SPEAKER_13I'm told Miss Kittles. Thank you for that.
SPEAKER_02Sample bracelets. Damo.
SPEAKER_13Oh my god. All right. So if you want to show that, but hope you get through your your teenage years. Watch Darry. On top of that, it got repicked up this June. That's true. I'm no 2020 bench press. We'll watch you Darry. It'll smack that shit right up out of you.
SPEAKER_02That's true.
SPEAKER_13Um, yeah, that's all I gotta say. Watch Daria.
SPEAKER_02All right. Show of hands, Collin Chicken.
SPEAKER_13That was the best description. I have to. Thank you.
SPEAKER_00Hold on. Give me like a minute.
SPEAKER_02I can't give you a minute.
SPEAKER_00Okay. Oh, it's like two loves eating ass and being sarcastic. Oh. I know. It is like two of my phones at the same damn time.
SPEAKER_13But which one feels better? Which one feels good?
SPEAKER_00Oh that's the problem.
SPEAKER_02Every time we come to the side of the bracket, this always ends up happening. Anyway, so show of hands. Once again, cow and chicken. One, two, show of hands, Daria. One, two, three. Daria wins.
SPEAKER_00That's four.
SPEAKER_13No, that was three. That was three for for for cow and chicken.
SPEAKER_02Where's the third one?
SPEAKER_13It was three. It was Mikaze and uh the black and koi.
SPEAKER_02The black and koi was tapping tapping the pig.
SPEAKER_13I thought you were with me with the ass part. Fuck.
SPEAKER_07I mean, you guys didn't write. I love sticking my face. I love sticking my face.
SPEAKER_02Rugrats versus courage the cowardly dog. Courage the cowardly dog. Next. Courage. So we're going to have. We're going to have We're going to have Sammy B to defend Courage the Cowardly Dog.
SPEAKER_13And we're going to have them defend Rugrats if you're trying to make him defend one he doesn't like.
SPEAKER_02No, I know. And we're going to have the Black McCoy to defend Rugrats.
SPEAKER_07Are we doing this again?
SPEAKER_08Yep.
SPEAKER_0250 seconds. 50 seconds.
SPEAKER_12My dog only wants to get the guys.
SPEAKER_02Ready? We'll start with. Who started last time? Black McCoy. So Sammy B, you'll start this time. Curse the Cowley Dog and go.
SPEAKER_07So Curse Cowley Dog is about these two old people in the fucking desert that have a dog that is the smartest nigga in the situation. And he loved Billy, he hated the other guy, but he understood that the other guy was a voice of Billy. And because he's too good for Billy Yo, he took care of that tattoo. Curtis thought the best cartoons don't be able. And I don't know why this guy the acting deserves.
SPEAKER_00First of all, Courage has won many awards, but okay.
SPEAKER_02All right, next. 50 Seconds, The Black McCoy, Rugrats, ready and go.
SPEAKER_07Wow. So Rugrats was a wonderful show that accessed the fundamental existential questions of what it meant to be a child in an adult world and what it meant for children to continue to navigate the world in a way that is understandable to them. And let me say that as a black person, Susie Carmichael was one of the most fundamental aspects of what it meant to grow up to be a black. Because Susie never got herself caught up in that bullshit because Susie's parents and Susie had enough sense and enough intellect. Not to mention Susie also spoke fluent French, if you remember, in Rugrats in Paris. She had enough intellect, enough common sense, and enough maturity to not only navigate her own life, but to help the children of the other white families navigate their lives as well. And defend them from an atrocious white oppressor, i.e. Angelica Prinkles.
SPEAKER_02So Pickles.
SPEAKER_11Pickles.
SPEAKER_02Pickles, not Princoles. Alright, so time to vote. You said Prinkles. So uh time to vote. Show of hands. Rugrats.
SPEAKER_13That was a beautiful dissertation, though. Like I was with you with Susie.
SPEAKER_00But I just hate their parents didn't like them kids. Show of hands. Their parents didn't care about those kids.
SPEAKER_02Yeah, I'm rugrats, too. Oh, two rugrats. Show of hands, courage the cowardly dog.
SPEAKER_11Always.
SPEAKER_02Courage wins.
unknownYes.
SPEAKER_13But that was a that was a great argument, though. It was, but for like the black mcoy, of all the arguments, that was probably one of my favorites. You're welcome. That was that was damn good. I was almost on the switch, but then I was like, final match of this round.
SPEAKER_00It's only because of Susie. That's it.
SPEAKER_02Final match of this round. Spawn versus kids next door. Ooh, fuck. I will let Kaze defend kids next door. And I will let Sione defend Spawn.
SPEAKER_00You smart, because I wouldn't like to do that.
SPEAKER_11Um chance this whole time.
SPEAKER_02You said what?
SPEAKER_11I said we ain't heard from Lady Legacy this whole time.
SPEAKER_02Lady Legacy's defended the first one. The first one. Yeah, she defended Angry Beavers. But sure, I can switch it. So Lady Legacy's spawn.
SPEAKER_13Oh, but I was ready for spawn though. I was ready. No, I'm defending.
SPEAKER_02Miss Skittles has vetoed it.
SPEAKER_13So I know that's dance. I felt like she was getting left out. Okay, Lady Legacy's spawn. Miss Skittles is right. So the truth she has spoken.
SPEAKER_07Yep, that's right. All right. So you're always looking for a bitch in a stitch t-shirt. That's all I was saying.
SPEAKER_02Lady Legacy's beginning. Spawn.
SPEAKER_10Okay. Well, uh, first of all, black power. Amen. Um was fit. You know, his aesthetic was dope as fuck. And he really was in a time where you needed a black character and he was that one for us. Uh the storyline was very much appreciated. I appreciated the uh animated artistic approach that it brought to it. And then it really showed that it could be something great and shit. So yeah.
SPEAKER_02I want to kiss somebody else. I know. I know and Kaze wanted spawn because I was on his list.
SPEAKER_03Uh Kids Next Door was uh surprising surprisingly good. It really uh it really it really like em embodied the the uh you know just kind of like the the opposition of kind of like you know coming like uh b b being young and coming of age versus uh you know being old and the uh you know coming against the authority figures and the people in charge. And it really embodied that in the narrative and that rogues gallery, which was legitimately like really good and creepy, like father and mother and and the and that little set of teenagers, like they were all well really really well done. And I was like w way more gross than I should have been uh in the episodes where they uh where they introduced them. But delightful children from down the lane. Oh god, they were terrified from rappers. But but um, but you know, it really uh it really like embodied like that that Peter Pan syndrome, like I don't want to grow up. And uh and and and honestly, their whole organization uh was way more intricate and worked way more way better than it should have been. Um so uh yeah, Kids Like Dora was definitely uh really good uh not um sh shouldn't be here. Uh but a surprisingly good show about uh not wanting to grow up and and but then having to deal with that eventually.
SPEAKER_02Now we must vote. All in favor you said tracking tests? Yeah, you should put it on the list.
SPEAKER_00I thought we were doing just strictly Cartoon Network and Nickelodeon episode.
SPEAKER_02I specifically told you any channel.
SPEAKER_00I don't remember that.
SPEAKER_02Oh that can't matter because we need to buy one stick of channels. Uh he was on the episode when I said it. But anyway, all in favor all in favor of spawn. Two spawn or one spawn. I forgot he wanted the topers. Uh all in favor of kidnext door. One, two, three. Kids next door progresses.
SPEAKER_13That's a damn shame.
SPEAKER_02So we have reached the semifinals. We are here. Uh, and what we're going to do is we're going to end this episode, actually, before we continue on to the next and final rounds. Uh, thank you very much for participating on this journey that this tournament has been, because it has definitely gone up and down. Uh, the rules for the semifinals are actually gonna be a little bit uh different. And I think uh some of our panelists will like it, and some of them will be very upset.
SPEAKER_11But anyway, I don't like dark. I don't like this at all.
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SPEAKER_02Um right. So we're gonna end this episode. Stay tuned to the final episode of this tournament, semifinals and the finals. Like I said, things are gonna get a little bit different. So be prepared.
SPEAKER_03All right, about to be some bullshit.
SPEAKER_02It is actually bye.
SPEAKER_06Au revoir, mammy.
SPEAKER_00Save me, I don't like this.